In the summer of 1876, Nathan Null (reputedly Dr. Weaver’s son-in-law) and his friend Irving Void founded "Nathan and Irving, Incorporated.”  In 1879, they changed their last names to Nulle and Voyd to minimize any ethnic stigma and founded Nulle & Voyd Enterprises.  They had just obtained the first U.S. Patent on the eyes in needles.  (Later, they designed and produced the holes in scissors handles.)

As we approach the celebration of our 125th year (fictional time flies when you're having fun!) as a division of Dr. Weaver’s World of Products, it seems only fitting to share with you the forward thinking of our staff.  Over the past five years, technology has virtually exploded within the computer industry.  We find ourselves with so little to do today that the challenges of tomorrow boggle our minds.  Already on the drawing boards are:  Nothing at a Disco (a Voyd Dance), Nothing on a stick (a NulliPop™), and even a frozen Nothing on a stick (a Cybersicle™).

Seriously though, we do offer two book-cards (they come in their own gift boxes): Nothing – Book 1 and Nothing – Book 2. These book-cards retail for $5 and are great gifts for all your friends and associates who, when asked what they’d like for a particular occasion, told you “nothing.” Now you can show them someone listened.

Be sure to send for our newest publication:  The World’s Strangest Name Tags.  There are over 200 examples in this publication and all these engraved name tags (see name tags in our alphabetical directory) are available right now – just add the ones you want to your shopping list before you check out.

In addition to our ‘Strange name tags’ are our executive desk plates. TANSTAAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch), YCDBSOYA (You Can’t Do Business Sitting On Your Ass) , IYWAHHLATEOYA (If You Want A Helping Hand, Look At The End Of Your Arm) and PICNIC (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer) are just four examples of these eye-catching desk plates available right now for you to order and display on your desk.

In order to have Nulle & Voyd remain on the leading edge of technological advances in this computerized world we're living in, we're proud to introduce to you an EXCLUSIVE product to make your life easier. Have you been bothered by bugs showing up on your monitor screen and interfering with whatever project you were busy with? Our spray (in two sizes:  Residential and Industrial) solves this problem. Just hold the spray nozzle 6 to 8 inches from your Monitor screen, give a spritz, and watch the bugs disappear. Be sure to order you supply of Buginator™ right away, before the FDA, the FFA, the DEA, the CIA and all the other agenices prohibit us from selling you this extraordinary, imaginary product!  NOTE: We’ll not be replying to any complaints from Sacramento.  We just don’t have time for girliemen.

On a more serious note; if you want to have the finest computer, printer and equipment covers available, take a look at www.computer-covers.com and they'll be available in the first quarter of 2009.